Colorado Springs, still the Little London

WARNING: This post is cynical.

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of London.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru
but there's no place like London!
~ Sweeney Todd, “No Place Like London”.

Colorado Springs is known as Little London for a reason. There once was a distinct separation of class. It was almost a parody of a Dickens novel. Times have changed but it will always have the Little London moniker.

This town seems intent to prove that it's a cesspool. It is currently embroiled in a ludicrous battle. Girls Gone Wild shot a video at a local club and the Opportunists (see Blizzard post below) flashed their titties with abandon; the club was promptly and temporarily shut down.

The Opportunists brazenly defend the right of Opportunist Bimbos to flash their titties. "It is free speech," they scream. "Our Opportunist Bimbos have the right to flash those teeny things!" Let's all flash our titties, shall we? It's PC! It's bold! It's our American right to show how White Trash we are!

I did write: White Trash. Loud, braying, puffed up, Opportunist White Trash. Classless and base, repugnant and puerile substandard knobs.

People wonder why I don't have any sympathy for the girls who end up gang raped after a night at the club. Oh poor little girls. Next time please forget your right to free speech and use your common sense.

Aut, you're a bitch!

No, I am a realist. Why should American rights equate to the right to make an ass of yourself and then cry "unfair!" when shit hits your fan? Why should society bail anyone out of their own mistakes?

"Ok Ms. Jones, tell me again how you were raped."

"I flashed my Opportunist titties, and let him fondle them. I did it for the video camera."

"Ms. Jones, video camera? Do you mean the group known for the porn series Girls Gone Wild?"

"Yes. I was standing on the chair and I bounced up and down so they would jiggle, and I let him put both hands on them. Then I left, and in the parking lot the guy grabbed me from behind and dragged me into his car."

"But Ms. Jones, you let him fondle your breasts and bottom in public..."

"Yes, but I didn't mean it!"

Aut hasn't any sympathy. Were it a man whipping out his penis in that night club, he would have been removed.

Colorado Springs passionately defends the club and the GGW group. Feminists, are you soft in the head? The girls were used as clueless tools to promote drink sales and porn (by a company that has found itself in trouble in the past due to using minors in its films.) We wouldn't tolerate that shit a decade ago. We would smack down the penis thinkers. Of course, this generation wouldn't know self-respect if it were branded on their... parts.

Aut, you're so angry. Are you a fundie conservative?

No. I'm not angry, either. I am disgusted and outspoken about it. I'm liberal on far too many things, but I have always stood against porn when it involves foolish girls who unwittingly debase their bodies for the sake of being naughty. Become a porn star and get paid, if you must copulate on film. Sign a contract that will protect you. I certainly won't respect you: you're a man-slave and a tool.

Finally, I need to add that the authorites were in the club because they are cracking down on underage drinking in that specific location. This would indicate that some of the girls in that club might be (probably were) minors. That isn't to say that the Opportunist titties belonged to minors. It does indicate that minors were exposed to porn, which is a crime that they, and the club and the adult Opportunists, can be prosecuted for. Teen Arrested for Posting Nude Pics

But really, it's all about free speech.

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and it's filled with people who are filled with shit!
And the vermin of the world inhabit it!
~ Sweeney Todd, "No Place Like London"

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Roadchick said...

"Woo hoooooo! Look at my titties!!!"

"Men just don't respect us for our minds, our intelligence."

I'm continually stunned at the absolute lack of self-respect that so many women suffer from these days.

Years ago, I was dating a biker. I real, honest-to-God, dyed-in-the-wool, Harley-riding, beer-drinking biker.

We went to a rally and he talked me into participating in the "bite the weenie" contest where the woman on the back of the bike stands up on the pegs as the bike rolls (hopefully SLOWLY) under a hot dog tied to a string. The object of the game is to be able to take the biggest bite and not fall off the pegs. Not exactly a stellar display of ladylike behavior, but at least conducted while fully clothed.

False modesty aside - I won. The prize was a tshirt.

Before I went up on stage, my boyfriend informed me that everyone would be yelling at me to put the tshirt on fully expecting me to pull my current tshirt OFF first.

Biker boy told me flat out - put that tshirt on over the one that you have on, smile, and give them all the finger. Don't you dare show them anything except that smile and your finger as you walk off that stage.

Who says chivalry is dead?


TMTW said...

Blogger needs to put an idiot proof button in for me. I hit "reject" rather than "publish". Here are the comments that I deleted.

TMTW said...

From Annie:

A big AMEN to everything you said. I could never get that out like that. Roadchick - You ROCK.