Bird Eating Pomeranian

You’ve heard of the dangerous Bird Eating Spider (Theraphosa blondi) of South America? It’s an ugly looking thing famous for attacking Steve Irwin’s fingertips in the “Crocodile Hunter” movie.

I present to you the Bird Eating Pom (Canis lupus familiaris obnoxiousiiii; as in, “iiiiiiiiiii a bird eating Pom!”)

(Note the jazz hands. )

Praise the Lord and Pass the Plate! (I’m going to hell for typing that.)

Curiously, this animal is somewhat related to the Grinch who stole Christmas, as evident upon examination of her Grinchy paws.

Little known obnoxious facts:

Michelangelo had a Pom who would sit and watch him paint the Sistine Chapel.

Queen Angel had 2 Poms.

Sir Isaac Newton had a Pomeranian who once upset a candle on his important papers, which contained more than 20 years of research.

King Edward had 3 Poms.

Queen Victoria had 2 poms - one named Turi.