Pomeranian vs. Crocus

"Look at this purple stuff what grows out of the mulch. It wasn’t here when I arrived at this house months ago. I must investigate."

"No! Noooooo! I must know what this purple thing is! It smells funny and is like sniffing mommy’s soft towel. Stop pulling me away!"

"Now you tempt me with it. Foul villainess. "

"Bleeeech. It doesn’t taste as good as it looks! Why did you let me lick that?"

"Hey, obnoxious puppy. Down here. Look down here. Pay attention to them when they tell you, “no”; you won’t end up with crocus pollen on your tongue."